On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me...three situations vacant

By Mark
http://londonmark.blogspot.com

It's a divine once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Are you a people person? Are you good with children?
If the answer is yes, then we're looking for you.


Bright Star Industries is recruiting for three entry-level Magi to join our exciting young travel team. No prior experience in greeting incarnate Godheads or virgins required, but successful applicants will have a clean camel-driving licence, a basic knowledge of astronomy and astrology, and a friendly but worshipful manner.

All applications are welcomed, because here we say, "The myrrh, the merrier!"


(Timewasters and King Herod need not apply.)


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