On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me...four bags of walnuts

By Vicky
Formerly Vodkabird

You know when Christmas supermarket madness has started - the strawberries have moved into the Delicatessen section to make way for festive nuts (http://www.festivenuts.com).


Normal people begin to panic with the thought of catering for hundreds of relatives over the Christmas period, and commandeer their partner with an extra trolley just for booze, dates marinated in holy water from Punta Arenas and crackers.


Customers lose their minds and fight over sprouts and turkeys; kids run their parents ragged with 'I want! I want!' and I can't find the dishcloths, because they've been replaced by novelty shower radios.


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