On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me...six evil penguins

By Scaryduck http://www.scaryduck.com On the sixth day, they came to my house Demanding fish, booze and money with menaces. They pecked at the cat and worried the dog And left feathers all over the lounge. Now the TV remote's gone and I can't go online Because they're googling for filthy penguin chicks (http://www.coolantarctica.com/gallery/penguins/penguin7.htm). But I daren't complain because they're the ones with the guns (http://pengor.blogspot.com) And the bombs and the big pointy sticks (http://www.thepenguinconspiracy.com). Some Christmas this has turned out to be this year A pox on you, my so-called true love! More Christmas Weblogs....