On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me...a less than standard nativity

By Green Fairy
http://www.greenfairy.com

Politely ignoring the anonymous angel at the back wetting herself gently, the whole hall watches through embarrassed fingers as little Tommy the Innkeeper fails to remember his solitary line (http://www.angliacampus.com/schools/org1907/stromnet/jamesmoar/nativity.html).


Tommy's parents catalogue the event with fifteen rolls of film which they will later thrust upon everyone within a five mile radius as proof that he is a Gifted Child before being burnt in an hysterical frenzy lest they fall into the hands of a grubby man in a raincoat who gets unaccountably excited by children wearing tea towels and tinsel on their heads.


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