On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me...a force 11 hangover

By Wild
http://www.funjunkie.co.uk


Get your priorities right this Christmas. Sure, everybody is opening presents and having fun, but don't forget that Christmas celebrates the advent of our Lord Booze (http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/features/xmas_alcohol.shtml).


Before Christmas, Booze didn't even exist - so take time out on Christmas Day to remember booze in all its omnipotent glory.


Booze fermented for man, to relieve him of the memory of his imperfection, and to provide him with the godly ability to sing "You Got That Loving Feeling" so as to spread the good word to others who might stray from the righteous path by going to bed early.


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