MSKYO - Shopping trolley speaker

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MSKYO - Shopping trolley speaker

Taking a walk through your town centre is fraught with dangers. You could be accosted by hoodies, abused by tramps, or run over by one of those four-wheel disabled scooters which are becoming increasingly popular with fat people. Most hazardous of all, however, are the grannies with their massive shopping trolleys. They drag these wheeled suitcases through the streets, uncaringly smacking them into strangers’ legs or wheeling over their feet. And for what purpose? Just so they can create a carefully orchestrated “aisle-block� while chatting to old friends in all the different shops.

Now, however, thanks to Classen & Partner you can get your revenge by buying a MSKYO (Momma Said Knock You Out) shopping trolley of your own. They look virtually the same as those favoured by the blue rinse generation, but come with a built-in speaker and auxiliary jack so you can take your music with you. Functional, yet ultra-annoying at the same time.

Buy one now before your granny gets whiff of the invention and takes her collection of 78s into town.