Flying alarm clock

On cold winter mornings, it's all too tempting simply to whack the Snooze function when your alarm clock goes off and snatch a few extra minutes in bed. Sadly this is invariably followed by a frantic dash to work, school or important appointment as luxury turns into lateness. Why not avoid the rush and make time for breakfast by switching to a Flying Alarm Clock?

There's no risk of over-sleeping with this cunning clock, as its top section immediately takes off after your initial wake-up call, flying around the room emitting an annoying noise like a mosquito. If you do hit Snooze, it will keep lifting off and buzzing about until you finally get up (or smash it to pieces with a heavy book!).

You can order the Flying Alarm Clock through Boys Stuff for £19.95. Stock isn't expected until the end of the month but, as they say, it's funny how time flies...