Air guitar for sale on eBay

Spend a shade over $3 on eBay and you can purchase an air guitar, described by the seller as a “majestic instrument”. Purportedly an heirloom that has been bequeathed to family and friends for decades, the guitar is alleged to have played an instrumental role during a Led Zeppelin concert in Ohio. The non-existent guitar, which is incapable of creating any noise no matter how hard you strum the imaginary strings, has been deemed as solely suitable for “hard-core fans who know the ways of an air guitar.” The seller is aiming to cash in on prior eBay auctions where intangible goods have been sold, which have included a jar of London air, someone’s soul and someone’s dignity. Winning bidders have either found the whole gag so amusing they’re prepared to stump up to be part of it, or they’re determined to prove that old saying about “fool”, “money” and “soon parted.” This isn’t the first time an air guitar has been sold on eBay, as a previous imaginary guitar failed to rise above the starting bid of $0.01. Air instrument aficionados can bid if they fear being without an axe “when a radically hellacious guitar solo breaks out”, but caveat emptor: The seller neither mentions if the guitar is electric or acoustic, but most importantly, if the guitar is right or left handed.