Surfer in need of boobs

A US woman is so desperate to turn from ‘a very small but perky 34A’, to something that will fill out a T-shirt, she’s turned to the web for help.

Denise, a 28-year-old sales rep from New York, is the latest in a long line of cyberbeggers that seek help from generous surfers.

It’s not even the first time one has launched a website to improve their vital statistics. Last year, Californian student Michel asked web users to help her raise the $4,500 she needed to make her life several cup sizes better – and within six months, her dream had come true. She’s now celebrating the first anniversary of silicon implants.

Online begging, also known as e-panhandling, is a growing online phenomenon, and Denise is entering a crowded market - divided between heartfelt-cum-desperate appeals to pay off debts and the likes of investinmychest.com, where women post their pictures and wants online, and then sit back and wait for the donations to trickle in.

Unbelievably, it works. Even ugly, fat, LA-based loser Steve, who put his zerosexlife.com online, has had requests for sex from four women (as well as 38 men pretending to be women) and donations of more than $250. Although, he’s still had no actual sex.

Denise put up here site four days ago and already she’s $75 closer to her 34D goal, but as one correspondent advised her in a posting to www.inneedofboobs.com, ‘If I were a single man, I would snap you up in a heart beat and would not let you change those nice breasts God Gave you'.