'Ere, you be careful, my lad! I'm paying £24.99 for my 2mb and I wasn't put on this earth to subsidise your reckless surfing habits! You start paying the going rate else I'll send the wife round and YOU can pay the Sainsburys bills.
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Do you know that we're all in line for succession to the throne? Really?
Well, if forty-eight million, two hundred thousand, seven hundred and one people died I'd be Queen.