Kafka-esque!! I dread to think what the hangover might be like.
I once had a bottle of Fat B****rd presented to me. Initially I wasn't sure if I should be offended, but a glass or two soon mellowed me.
Not the best wine I've tasted, that would have to be a Margaux I had in the late 80's - dunno what vintage it was but it was older than me (mind you, so was my first car come to that).