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ourwilly
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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly and painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
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A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical accompanied by his wife. When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS"
ourwilly 
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Jedi
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Both of them made me laugh  thanks!
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Ellen
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made me chuckle too ....
Ellen 
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