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Jedi
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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger,
'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?'
'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says,
'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies,
'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?
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Why Climb Mount Everest? 'Because Its There' - George Mallory 1922
Mount Everest The British Story
www.everest1953.co.uk
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max2619
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Heard it before but still makes me laugh 
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I can please only one person per day.
Today is not your day ........
Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
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emanuele
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uno.. non sei piu' solo
due.. eri uno spirito
tre.. esploderai
quattro conque e sei.. l'energia del vento
sette otto.. gira nel mio cerchio (Litfiba)
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