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George
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A lorry drivers wife took her five-year-old son with her
to the bank on a busy lunchtime.
They got behind a very large woman wearing a
business suit complete with pager.
As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly,
"Wow, she's fat!"
The mother bent down and whispered in
the little boys ear to be quiet.
A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread
his hands as far as they would go and announced;
"I'll bet her bum is this wide!"
The woman turns around and glares at the little boy.
The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him
to be quiet.
After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front
of the queue. Just then, her pager began to emit a
beep, beep, beep.
The little boy yells out,
"Run for your life, she's reversing!!
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Jedi
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Why Climb Mount Everest? 'Because Its There' - George Mallory 1922
Mount Everest The British Story
www.everest1953.co.uk
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