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Jedi
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Harold's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Harold replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Harold interrupted.
"I haven't added them up yet." 
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Ellen
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ahem!.....you enjoy the cupboard Jedi?? 
hehe  Ellen
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Madeline
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I think it's very funny, maybe it's my advanced age! Perhaps Harold should go in the cupboard instead of you.
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