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Stu1million
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Ooooooooh blueyonder really got under my skin today! My friend just purchased a brand spanking new PC today. He asked me to set it up for him as he had zero experience with computers. Ok everything plugged in...keyboard, speakers, mouse, modem, monitor etc.... Set it up and all was working fine until I tried to connect to the net. So I used the Blueyonder installation CD, then it asked for the username and password. my friend gave me all the gumph that he was sent from blueyonder years ago confirming his username....but no password! So I called them up and after waiting in the queue for nearly an hour listening to music that you wouldn't even play at a deaf persons birthday bash I finally got through to some guy that could just about speak english!! After at least 10 minutes of trying to explain that I DO NOT have the account number OR the password he finally agreed to help me.
So I thought I was set and would soon be opening the web for my friend....NO! The bloke now asks why windows won't discover my previous password and username etc....so more useless banter, "IT'S A BRAND NEW COMPUTER! Does it magically say, 'Oh yes I know you, you are so-n-so, here, I know your password, I asked that old obsolete machine sitting in the corner waiting to go down the dump!' ?!?!? I think NOT!"
Anyway he finally agreed to reset the password, but it still wouldn't connect, so I asked him to stay on the line while I try through network connections in control panel. Thankfully he agreed! I set up a new connection and windows detected the modem and asked for the username and password, after typing that in and it STILL wouldn't connect I asked the "technical advisor" what to do now, he asked what window I was in, I told him....control panel, network connections etc etc.... now he tells me he CAN NOT help me as he has never heard of this and I have downloaded spyware of some kind!!!!!!! I was now fuming! I said, "This is a brand spanking new computer, fresh out of the box about an hour ago, it won't even connect to the internet, hence the reason I am talking to you! How do you think I downloaded spyware if I can't even get on the net?" His reply, "Yes, you have downloaded spyware and I can not help you as I've never heard of this!" WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!!!! So I then went through the whole procedure again....and again and....you guessed it....AGAIN! I was now asking to speak to someone with a little more knowledge on this subject and he says I'm offending him and that he's got this degree or some rubbish and refused to pass me over to somebody else! So I said something rather offensive to him and he hung up on me. So I called again, just to get the same idiot! I told him not to worry, just to receive some sarcastic remarks from him! With that and with my friends permission, to cancel the internet service and that his manager will hear about this!
All I am trying to say is, I will not recommend blueyonder to anyone! And their obnoxious attitude and stupidity has cost them a customer!
Sorry for the long post and there isn't really a meaning to this post but I thought I'd just let you know about my experience with blueyonder helpline! 
Thanks for reading,
Stu.
Edited by Stu1million (Tue May 16 2006 09:53 PM)
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evilmonkeyzz
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It shouldn't do, but the way you wrote it made me laugh out loud!!

Great Story!
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Madeline
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Nothing wrong with a good moan and I don't blame you after all that! You obviously didn't ask him the standard questions he had on his check sheet! I wonder if he's ever used a commputer? I don't think I'll mention this to my daughter, she's with Blueyonder. Madeline.
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Stu1million
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It shouldn't do, but the way you wrote it made me laugh out loud!!

Great Story!
Hehe, glad it made you laugh! I was in such a rage at the time but now looking back on it, it is highly funny! 
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Nothing wrong with a good moan and I don't blame you after all that! You obviously didn't ask him the standard questions he had on his check sheet! I wonder if he's ever used a commputer? I don't think I'll mention this to my daughter, she's with Blueyonder. Madeline.
Yeah a good moan and a laugh to get it all out of your system really helps! Well he didn't seem to know much about the computer and I think you are right, he obviously didn't know how to use one!
Tell your daughter!!! It might make her laugh too...or worried if she ever needs help or support!
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Tell your daughter!!!
Perhaps I will! Can I copy your post to her? Madeline.
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Stu1million
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Can I copy your post to her?
Of course you can!

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Madeline
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Thanks, I didn't like to do it without asking. It might give her a laugh, or at least warn her of what to expect if she ever needs to contact them! Madeline.
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evilmonkeyzz
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....or make her really paranoid
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Stu1million
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That's ok, it's here for the public to read so I don't mind.
Let us know what her reaction was! lol!
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Madeline
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....or make her really paranoid
No, not her, she'll probably think it's funny! She doesn't suffer fools gladly, not at all in fact, so I almost feel sorry for anyone who can't answer her queries. She would reduce that idiot to a quivering jelly!
Stu, I'll let you know what she says, I'll probably have to edit it so that I don't get banned for using foul language!
Madeline.
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Stu1million
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Stu, I'll let you know what she says, I'll probably have to edit it so that I don't get banned for using foul language!
LOL! I had to try to refrain from swearing in my story too, as tempting as it may have seemed! 
Stu
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Madeline
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She thought it was funny, but said if she got that sort of treatment, they'd get the rough end of her tongue, or words to that effect! Apparently, she has had to contact them a couple of times and they've been OK. We both think that you must have got their equivalent of the village idiot! Madeline.
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I think we'll call time on this, as the thread is drifting from the original topic.
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