We are talking about your Windows 95 166mhz 80 Mb laptop trying to access broadband content?

We are talking the absolute minimum here, the official minimum specs for NTL broadband are:

Operating System - Windows 98, 2000 Professional Edition, ME, XP Home Edition, XP Professional
Processor Speed - Pentium 166MHz (or equivalent)
Memory (RAM) - 64MB
Hard Drive Space - 60MB
PC Hardware - CD-ROM Drive, Sound & Graphics Card, USB port (recommended) - if not present Network Interface Card (Ethernet Card)

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